Crazy situacions

If you kill my mother, I will troght the phone in your head.

If you drank my beer, you will appear in the river.

If you appear in a hospital and don't stand you for a month, I will play football with a glass.
If you stand my mother in law, I will give you a gift and a cake.
If you steal my girlfriend, I will hit your head in a door.

Confessions

Elizabeth his wife: She said that after they had quarrel he locked in the study. Later, when the housekeeper knocked at the door and nobody answered; she called the police. She suspect of the secretary.

My special person

Nahuel's a very good friend, we met at school and we play football together. We go to the same school and we are in the same football team. He has the same age as me and we have the same interest. Our personalities are a bit diferent. I'm quiet but he's very talkative. I'm cheerful and he is cheerful too. The best thing about Nahuel is that he's very friendly and he always played with me. I like this person because he's very cheerful and friendly.

Unusual recipe

Main course:Red sauce butterflies

Ingredients:

butterflies_celery_salt_onion_tomatoes_ oil_bread_peppers_tomato pure.

1) Catch butterflies in the garden, then put them in a boul with salt and water.

2) Prepare the sauce;chop the celery, onions, tomato and tomato pure. Cook for an hour, then put oil, salt and pepper.

3) Slice bread and toast it.

4) Put the butterflies in a tray and put them in the oven.

5) After 30 minutes, take out the butterflies.

6) Finally, put the butterflies in a plate and add the sauce and the toast bread.

Jungle hotel

Have you ever wanted to experience a life in the jungle?

Well today is the day, came to the jungle hotel, it's an amazing hotel. It's in the middle of the Amazona.

In this hotel, the rooms are made from wood wales and tigers carpets. The guests sleep in leaf beds and they can relax in the pool in each dorm. The guets get surprised when they see the dorms.

They wear green shorts and they love t- shirts of pandas picture, lots with red colour and pictures of lions and brown flip flops. The clothes are so confortable.

The guets eat food made from animals of all type: acuatic and earthly. The food is so healthy. They drink soda with the food.

There's plenty of entrenamient like a fight of tigers with lions and a class of training lions and fights of bears. These fights are so exciting.

You can visit our zoo, it's a very cheap zoo. There's also a very exciting cinema.

So if you want to travel here and do a reservation call this number: 4203-6531

Helen's story

That night I got up because I heard strange noises. At midnight, I got up, I got dress I went down the stairs. I felt scared when I saw the ghost.
When I went into the kitchen, I saw the ghost and it was the neighbour's sister. I told her her sister was living in the house on the left. She got suprised and she went to the left house.
The next morning, I saw my neighbour and I talked to her. After that, I saw my neighbour enter to her house and talking with her ghost sister.

"Scared story"

It was a stormy night. Suddenly, the lights went out and I heard a scream. Then, I got up and I went to look for matches. When I turned on a matches I saw a shadow and I said: Help me! Nobody answered. I decided to go downstairs.
It was my dad. He was opening the fridge when a mouse appeared into the kitchen. I found him on the table with a broom in his hands. He was white as the snow. I couldn't stop laughting all night long.

The end