Crazy situacions

If you kill my mother, I will troght the phone in your head.

If you drank my beer, you will appear in the river.

If you appear in a hospital and don't stand you for a month, I will play football with a glass.
If you stand my mother in law, I will give you a gift and a cake.
If you steal my girlfriend, I will hit your head in a door.

Confessions

Elizabeth his wife: She said that after they had quarrel he locked in the study. Later, when the housekeeper knocked at the door and nobody answered; she called the police. She suspect of the secretary.

My special person

Nahuel's a very good friend, we met at school and we play football together. We go to the same school and we are in the same football team. He has the same age as me and we have the same interest. Our personalities are a bit diferent. I'm quiet but he's very talkative. I'm cheerful and he is cheerful too. The best thing about Nahuel is that he's very friendly and he always played with me. I like this person because he's very cheerful and friendly.

Unusual recipe

Main course:Red sauce butterflies

Ingredients:

butterflies_celery_salt_onion_tomatoes_ oil_bread_peppers_tomato pure.

1) Catch butterflies in the garden, then put them in a boul with salt and water.

2) Prepare the sauce;chop the celery, onions, tomato and tomato pure. Cook for an hour, then put oil, salt and pepper.

3) Slice bread and toast it.

4) Put the butterflies in a tray and put them in the oven.

5) After 30 minutes, take out the butterflies.

6) Finally, put the butterflies in a plate and add the sauce and the toast bread.